May 23, 2010

Physics & Poker—Lesson 1: Special Relativity

I've always been a big science geek, even though my career took me in other directions.  My all-time favorite test question from every course I took in college and law school was this gem from my honors physics course:

You are driving down a highway and see a stoplight in the distance, with a police car stopped on the side of the road.  The light is green, so you keep driving.  Suddenly, you see the police car in your rearview mirror, lights flashing.  You pull over and get a ticket for running a red light!  Now, assuming you and the police officer are both telling the truth about what happened, do you have a defense to the ticket for running a red stoplight?  If so, why should you probably not use that defense in court?

Now, the answer is fairly straightforward if you've been studying special relativity for a few weeks.  The question is simply a dressed-up inquiry regarding the different frames of reference for the car driver and the police officer, as expressed in terms of a redshift / blueshift of the color of the stoplight.  The police officer is stationary relative to the light, while the car driver is approaching the light and thus experiences a blueshift—the light from the stoplight appears more compressed to the car driver, so the light shifts to a higher frequency (the more common redshift is the opposite effect—as a light source moves away, it will shift to a lower frequency).  If the car driver is driving toward the stoplight at a fast enough speed, the color of the stoplight will shift from red to green.  So yes, it's entirely possible that both the car driver and the police officer can tell the truth about whether they viewed the stoplight as green or red.  The only problem for the car driver is that he would have needed to be driving at something approaching 2/3 to 3/4 the speed of light (relative to the police officer) for that magnitude of blueshift to have occurred—which would mean getting one heck of a speeding ticket just to prove one hadn't run a red stoplight.

The arms of a spiral galaxy exhibit redshifts and blueshifts
as the galaxy rotates relative to an observer on Earth.

So what do special relativity and redshifts / blueshifts have to do with poker?  I was reminded of the importance of recognizing different frames of references in what turned into a big hand Friday night.  I was in the cutoff with Ts9s, and a fairly tight player in early position raised to $12, pretty standard for the table.  There were a couple of callers to me, so I called as well.  The flop was T-8-3 with two hearts.  The original bettor made a half pot bet, it folded to me, and I called.  Now, I often raise with top pair in these situations, but I wasn't sure where I stood and I wanted to keep the pot small and reevaluate as we went along.  The turn was an offsuit 6, giving me a gutshot straight draw as backup, but I still wasn't too excited about the hand, so I flat-called another 1/2 pot bet, and began to wonder if I could even make a crying call on the river.  The river, however, saved me, putting out a non-heart 9 for top two pair.  My opponent led out again for the same bet as his turn bet, looking like a value bet.  I raised enough to put my opponent all-in.  It wasn't a lot more, and I was fairly confident I was ahead, not to mention I had pretty well committed myself to this raise for value by how I played the hand.  My opponent thought a bit, then called and showed KK.  He seemed genuinely shocked to see my hand, saying several times, "I thought you had a busted flush draw."

So what does this hand have to do with special relativity?  Well, the common connection is the concept of "frames of reference".  Things that appear one way for you may not appear the same way for another player.  I was playing small ball with top pair-weak kicker, and value raised the river when I caught top two pair.  My hand, T9s, seemed fairly obvious to me, but I figured an overpair would still make a crying call.  I certainly didn't think my opponent would be all that shocked to see T9s given the way the hand played out.  To my opponent, however, my line of calling the flop and turn, then raising the river, looked exactly like how he would have played a busted flush draw in late position.  Also, my opponent would never have flat-called with top pair on the flop or the turn.  So, from his frame of reference, my hand was almost certainly a draw, and the only credible draw was the flush draw, which didn't hit.

A lot of poker commentators have talked about a concept related to frames of reference—"levels of thinking".*  Here, my opponent seemed stuck on Level 2—"What does my opponent have?"—and made the determination I had a flush draw based on how he would play certain hands in my position.  What my opponent forgot—and what we all tend to forget—is that other players may play hands differently than we do, or differently than the "standard line".  In fact, I would argue that assuming another player shares our frame of reference at the poker table—i.e., plays hands the same way, has the same level of poker knowledge, has the same regard/disregard for money, or is playing for the same reasons—is one of the biggest errors a serious player can commit.

So, when trying to interpret an opponent's play at the poker table, the relevant question is never "How would I play my opponent's hand?" or "What would Jesus Ferguson do?" (WWJFD).  Instead, the correct question is "How would this player play this hand?"  Sometimes, the answer may surprise you.

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* Short-Stacked Shamus penned a classic discussion of "Level Zero" poker thinking.

May 22, 2010

Wine & Whine O' the Week (v. 1.12)

It's been awhile for a "Wine & Whine" post, but I haven't had much inspiration on either front in recent weeks. However, this past week I found a nice wine that deserves a mention, so here ya go ...

On IMOP-V, I was playing a session at the Venetian.  Somehow it came out that I was from Iowa, which is actually relevant to the story.  Some d-bag was being obnoxious, but I didn't mind since he was fairly easy to read, drunk, and on life tilt.   Eventually, d-bag made a big opening raise, signalling a premium hand.  I was on the button, so I called with 97s, figuring there was a chance to play for stacks if I hit a good flop.  The flop came down 6-5-2, with one of my suit.  D-bag bet, and I called, thinking there was a chance he was c-betting with overs and I could steal on a blank turn.  The turn was a face card not of my suit, and I was pretty much done with the hand, except the d-bag checked.  I assumed he was slowplaying at least a pair at this point, so I checked behind.  The river brought the miracle 8.  Donkey Kong!  D-bag bet, I raised, he pushed, I called, and he showed AA.  Yahoo! 

Now, this was a pretty standard crAAKKer hand, except d-bag had to go into drunken professor mode, complaining about my preflop call.  I ignored him as I stacked his chips.  Then d-bag's rebuy chips arrived, and he had to get in one last jab:

D-bag:  "Chasing a gutterball?  So, that's how you play in Iowa?"

Me:  "In Iowa, we bet the turn to protect our hand."

D-bag:  [sputters incoherently]

The d-bag's flushed face (whether from booze or embarassment) came to mind when I tried the 2008 Juno Cape Maidens Rosé this week.  This wine is made from shiraz and pinotage grapes (pinotage is South Africa's original claim to vino fame), and is higher alcohol (14%) than most rosé wines.  It has vibrant strawberry and watermelon flavors, with a hint of carbonation that lends to the crisp, dry, refreshing finish.  Should go well with most lighter summer fare, like salads, sandwiches, and seafood.  But, it is also a tasty sipper on its own for warm summer days.  Retail price is $9-$10/bottle.  Enjoy!


Why I Play Live Poker

There are a number of reasons I prefer live poker to online poker, but high on the list is the social aspect of the game.  Don't get me wrong, I'm still playing to win and enjoy making money, but playing live adds the opportunity for some amusing moments.  Last night, I booked my first winning session of the month at the Meadows ATM; not a huge hit (thanks to two coolers), but still a profitable evening.  It was also one of the more pleasant evenings of poker I've enjoyed in a while, as there were no curmudgeons or d-bags, and plenty of friendly chatter.  A few particularly amusing moments:

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Two younger kids on my left started chatting, turns out they went to schools relatively near each other in rural Iowa.  As the discussion turned to sports, the conversation went like this:

Kid 1:  You ran cross country?  Did you know "Joe Smith"?
Kid 2:  Well, I had to switch schools before junior year because I got in some trouble.
Kid 1 [laughing]:  So, you do know Joe Smith!
Kid 2 [laughing]:  Yeah, I know him.

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In one strange hand, there was an early position raise to $12 from a loose player.  I called with T9s as did three other players.  Then, a solid player in the BB reraised to $42 total.  The original player called, and I figured the reraise was most likely a squeeze play with a wide range of hands, so I called, as did the other limpers.  The last guy was a short stack with just $43 total, so he called rather than put in his last $1.  The flop came out A-K-Q rainbow, it checked to the shortstack who threw in his last $1, which we all flat-called getting 210:1 pot odds, quite possibly the best pot odds I've ever been offered.  That's right, a $210 pot became a $215 pot.  Then, to make matters more bizarre, it was checked down the rest of the way, and the shortstack won with AQ.

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At one point, a player made a comment that another player was acting like he was on TV, playing in Poker After Dark or High Stakes Poker.  Suddenly, "Big Mike" (a regular) pipes up with his suggested TV show—"3/6 at Breakfast", featuring nits playing 3/6 LHE in the morning, chasing draws, complaining about bad beats, getting their Aces cracked, and obsessing about hitting the bad beat jackpot.  Seems like a reality TV winner ...

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Finally, a hand went down where one player flopped top two pair, and another player floated the flop with overcards.  The floater ended up going runner-runner for a straight and the win.  The losing player took it well, but jokingly said to the dealer:

"Hey, I know you! You deal on Full Tilt!"

May 21, 2010

Friday Fun (v. 1.1)

Please try to contain your excitement ...

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Over at CelebrityOdor.com, there is a compilation of the 20 Best Last Supper parodies.  Many are pretty amusing, but to honor Pac-Man's 30th birthday:




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Our friends at 3 Quarks Daily highlighted a video of a Hong Kong architect who transformed a 300 sq. foot apartment into a highly functional living area:





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A cunning linguist (David Bamman) has developed a method of using Twitter to examine word usage patterns based on differences in age, gender, and geography.  There is also a fun interactive map.  Try out WSOP and notice the oddball Midwestern state preoccupied with the pokerz ...


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On the gambling front, a lady in Colorado thought she hit a $42.9 million jackpot playing penny slots.  Upon further review, her jackpot was found to be $23.43 ... and not in millions, either.  The house always wins, even if you win.

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Finally, who can resist a good video of a celebrity walking into a glass door?





I would poke more fun at poor Justin Bieber, but:  a) he takes a lot of unfair shots as it is when he's just a kid enjoying some unexpected fame and fortune (who of us wouldn't do the same at his age?); and b) I rammed my head into a glass display window in the Venetian Grand Canal Shoppes on a recent Vegas trip, trying to get a better look at a watch in a display case (it produced quite the gong sound effect).  So really, this is just a terrible accident that can happen to the best of folks ...

Enjoy your weekend!

May 20, 2010

D-Bags O' the Day (v. 1.10)—
A Red Card for High School Soccer Fans

This D-Bag O' the Day award really requires little commentary. Tuesday night was the Nebraska state high school soccer championship game between Lincoln East and Omaha South. Apparently, a group of Lincoln East fans thought it would be hilarious if they riffed on soccer's yellow and red card system for signalling fouls by creating ... wait for it ... green cards.  I suspect you can already guess that there are some significant demographic and socioeconomic differences between the schools' students.  School administrators did get wind of the plot, and managed to put the kibosh on a mass display of the cards during the game.  But, after Lincoln East won 4-2 in overtime and the team was celebrating on the field, some fan(s) threw a bunch of the green cards into the air and out into the middle of the field.

Stay classy, Lincoln East fans.


As a personal aside, I refereed high school basketball for over 15 years and saw the occasional display of truly offensive fan behavior, but nothing approaching this situation.  Usually it was a parent who couldn't believe that a coach or referee failed to recognize that his/her child was the next Michael Jordan / Diana Taurasi.  Though I once saw four fathers get into a postgame brawl arguing about which of their daughters should have taken the game's last shot ...