February 05, 2010
Poker players notoriously love to whine about bad beats and losing streaks. There's almost a perverse enjoyment of the misery of losing.
I much prefer having fun at the poker table, like last night's session at the Meadows ATM. IMOP buddies Santa Claus and Mr. Chow were in town for business and talked me into playing a few hours, bless their hearts! When I arrived, the guys were playing in the 2/5 NLHE feeder game—rookie mistake. Thursday night is one of the two big NLHE tourneys, and the post-tourney 1/2 NLHE cash games are usually soft. I was soon seated in a new 1/2 NLHE game that was starting once a tourney table broke. I locked up my favorite seat—the 3 seat— which was easily the best decision I made all night.
The omens were auspicious—several young players I didn't know and a couple of regular tourney players (who suck at cash games) were at the table. Then, dealing for the button I hit the Ace of spades. Excellent. That's when I proceeded to get bludgeoned by the deck:
- First hand, playing my rush, I have 92s, flop is A-2-2, and I take down decent pot from A-rag.
- My first BB, call small raise with 53o. Flop a pair of 3s with gutterball draw, hero call 3 barrels, river puts four diamonds on board, and my 5d is good to snap QQ. Establish tight image—check.
- I get AA OTB, raise to $12, get 3 callers. Flop is Ten-high with two diamonds. I bet, get called in two spots. Turn is a black Jack. There is a bet and a raise all-in, but it wasn't much considering pot size. I reluctantly call, only to have initial bettor push all-in! Aaaiiiiyyyyaaahhh! I tank, but finally call hoping I have a shot at the sizeable side pot. River pairs the board (7s), and my opponents roll over ... KTo (no draw), and JdTd! I rake a monster $750+ pot. This was my only tough hand of the night.
- I get AA in the SB, raise, get a couple of callers. Flop is 7-A-7. Donkey Kong! I end up stacking a guy who overplays A-rag. Thank you, thank you very much.
- I get Yaks for the first time, raise in the CO, and smooth call after my raise gets repopped. I flop top set and wind up cracking QQ.
- I get 44 OTB and wind up cracking and stacking AA when I flop a set. Hmm, "crackin' and stackin' " has a cool "Ricky Bobby" sound. May have to use that one on IMOP.
- I get 22 in the BB and stack KK when I flop a set.
- Hand O' the Night—I stack Uber-Nit for ~$330 when I raise OTB with A6o and he limp-calls UTG. Flop is 6-A-6. Donkey Kong! Uber-Nit checks, I bet, he pushes, I make the hero call. He shows AK, and wonders why he lost. Hilarity ensued.
- On back to back hands, my 32s in the SB turns a wheel, and my 87o OTB flops the nut straight. Regrettably two rather smallish pots, as everyone was running scared from my SVB run.
- My buddy Mr. Chow picks the wrong hand to try to bully me when he bluffs off his $250 stack into my ... AA. Thank you, come again!
Not only was it a profitable session, the table was as fun as I've seen outside of Vegas. Early on I decided to play my "table clown" persona, and it worked to keep the table happy as they kept losing chips to my SVB run. I even bought three rounds of drinks, making sure to joke that I was buying with someone else's chips. There were a couple of young guys at the table from out of state, and I spent the night poking fun at them, and they loved it. There were a ton of funny slams traded around the table, but I don't recall any now. However, my buddy Santa Claus had the quote of the night. After one of the female dealers was telling us about a party where the host had served Rocky Mountain Oysters as a poolside snack, Santa pipes up:
It's not a party until you're sucking down some testicles.And he's supposedly the straight guy ...
I sensed my SVB rush had ended, so I locked up a tidy profit:
In a game where I'm happy to make $300 in a six hour session, I averaged $300 per hour.
Sometimes, I play so good.
POSTSCRIPT: Santa Claus stayed and played a while longer. As I was cashing out, he hit quad 5s and doubled though the table yahoo for a $700+ pot. Later, he flopped the joint with A3s for another monster pot. Add in $500 in profit from the 2/5 NLHE game, and Santa can pay his elves their unemployment benefits this month.
Although he gacked off a couple of buy-in this session, Mr. Chow was sitting on a nice $2500 score from the 2/5 NLHE game the prior night. All in all, the IMOP crew made a nice withdrawal from the Meadows ATM.