King of Swamp Castle: Did you kill all those guards?
Sir Lancelot: Um... oh, yes! Sorry.
King: They cost fifty pounds each!
Sir Lancelot: Well, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
King: Well, I can understand that. ... You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear. Is he all right?
King: [to the wedding guests] This is Sir Lancelot from the Court of Camelot! He is a very brave and influential knight and my special guest today.
Wedding Guest: He's killed my auntie!
King: No, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
—Monty Python and The Holy Grail
In a modern update to one of my favorite Holy Grail scenes (and source of two of my favorite quotes* from the movie), a Turkish man reportedly killed several guests at his wedding when he shot off an AK-47 rifle as a method of celebration. I guess the Chicken Dance just doesn't cut it with youngsters these days:
Shake it, Justine!
Just for good measure, some chicken dancing from the hilarious and underappreciated Arrested Development:
Arrested Development Chicken Dances - Watch more Funny Videos
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* "Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."—This one is useful anytime a tense argument at the poker tables needs defusing.
"Huuugge tracts of land."—Useful for discretely (or not so discretely) signalling to my standard-issue male buddies the notable assets of various persons of interest.
I probably mis-remember it as "Vast tracks of land."
ReplyDelete@ Anon: Here's one exchange with the king and his son, though he easily could've used "vast" in another line or in another scene:
ReplyDeleteKing of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.
King of Swamp Castle: Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
Lots of other great Holy Grail quotes on imdb.com:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes
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