Friday Fun (v.1.17)—Lactose Tolerant Movies

Yesterday, as I was driving back to Iowa after spending Christmas with the parents in Nebraska, a Twitter meme exploded involving the hashtag #dairymovies.  Although I would like to blame Poker Grump or "Real" Dawn Summers for this little bit of insanity, it appears my Twitter feed was infected by none other than Ugarles.  In any event, the point of the silliness was to create movie titles involving a dairy product pun.  I contributed a few:

• The Boursin Identity / Supremacy
• Bleu Veleveeta
• Fondue the Right Thing
• Muenster's Ball / Gods & Muensters / Muenster's, Inc. (etc., etc., etc.)
• The Black Holstein
• 20,000 Leagues Udder the Sea
• The Care Bears Movie (Le Cinema des Camemberts)
  
• Provo Lonesome Dove
• Cheddar Off Dead
• Bleu Cheese Lagoon (Le Lagoon du Roquefort)

Among the folks I follow on Twitter, there were quite a number of clever and/or amusing entries.  Here are some of my personal favorites:

• She's Ricotta Have It (@jesswleman)
• Up In the Gruyère (@jesswelman)
• Monty Python & the Holy Gruyère (@jakatkin)
• Limburger Hill (@hardboiledpoker)
• The Guns of Provolone (@jakatkin)
• The Buttermilk Effect (@missingflops)
• Soymilk Green* (@mitzula)
• Field of Creams (@missingflops)
• Creamer vs. Creamer (@hardboiledpoker)
• Pasteurize Wide Shut (@JuliusGoat)
• It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Cow (@JeBeDIA_)
• A Few Gouda Men (@JuliusGoat)
• Any Given Sundae (@JeBeDIA_)
• My Cousin Dorset Blue Vinnie (@JuliusGoat)
  
• Apocalypse Cow (@PokerGrump)
• A Manchego for All Seasons (@Ugarles)
• Milk (@IronMenofPoker) (yup, he's original)

Doing a quick search on Twitter, here are some other notable efforts from the "at-large" community (some with a high degree of difficulty):

• The Social Neufchâtel (@TummyMills)
• Quesoblanca (@Dravecky)
• Cheezits Christ, Superstar (@ianpowell913)
• The Count of Monterey Jack (@ianpowell913)
• The Kraft (@LuepkeWriting)
• Carlito's Whey (@Plastic_Soul)
• No Colby for Old Men (@toddalcott)
• Yogurt Served (@OtisCorner)
• The Curious Queso Benjamin Button (@james_shmames)
• Weekend at Béarnaise (@ThirdGuy)
• Being John Milkovic (@Donny_Bluebird)
• 8 1/2 and 1/2 (@Bad Guy Zero)
• The Roquefort Horror Picture Show (@beatpunk)
• Kefir & Loathing in Las Vegas (@padconnelly)
• The James Bond, Agent Double Gloucester series (@pjaysnowden)
• Madagascarpone (@pjaysnowden)
• Gran Pecorino (@VeggieAlchemy)
• Feta Attraction (@awienick)
• The Cheez Whiz (@ramellinger)

However, the grand prize, cream of the crop, big cheese entry is by Jess Welman, with:

• Fontina (Aged) Mutant Ninja Turtles

See what she did there?  Oh so clever and funny, not to mention an inherently cheesy movie to boot!  Well-played, Ms. Welman, well-played indeed!

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As pointed out in subsequent tweets, Soymilk Green is not really a dairy product.  It's people!