January 18, 2010

Dumb and Dumberer—New Rules at the Prairie Meadows Poker Room

My home poker room is at Prairie Meadows Racetrack & Casino in Altoona, Iowa, a suburb of Des Moines. I affectionately refer to it as “The Meadows ATM”. It’s not the biggest or shiniest room around, but it has good action and the best dealers in the state, not to mention being less than 30 minutes from home, and 15 minutes from the office. Altogether it’s not a bad place to call home base; at least until the casino gaming management monkeys decided to throw some poop around.

In the past couple of months, two new and rather idiotic decisions have been implemented by upper management: a) a complete ban on the use of cell phones in the poker room, and b) closing the poker room every day from 4:00 to 8:00 a.m., even if there are games in progress. Banning cell phones is stupid-annoying. Closing the poker room is stupid-destructive.


I understand and agree with banning phone conversations at the table—none of us need to hear another player arguing with the spousal unit about where he is and what time he’s coming home, or lining up child care for their after-midnight session. But texting, emailing, Twittering, Facebooking, etc. is rather innocuous. People these days expect to be able to communicate on a whim, whether it be to make dinner or bar plans, tell a spousal unit what time to be home, share a joke, whine about a bad beat, or taunt a buddy about the big game.

About the only coherent explanation for the ban is an attempt to prevent collusion. But these concerns are rather far-fetched. In order for collusion to work via texting, two players would need to: a) be at the same table, b) both hold hands relevant to the play, c) be against a third player, d) hit a board where the third player will play and lose; and e) be able to text quickly enough to be useful but discretely enough not to get caught. I seriously doubt a confluence of all of those events would ever happen at a basic small stakes cash game or small buy-in tourney, particularly given the poor risk-reward ratio. This is a rule in search of a problem.*

The room closure issue is much more significant. Although there were often no games during those hours Monday-Thursday, during the weekend games routinely went all night. The rule is obviously intended to save employee costs for staffing a room with no games, but the rule has had a lot of unintended negative consequences:
  • People leaving the bars after midnight no longer want to come out and play for only a couple of hours.
  • People who target the drunk crowd go home earlier knowing that the bar crowd isn’t coming out in large numbers.
  • People don’t want to play as late or for as many buy-ins, since they don’t want to risk getting stuck 2+ buy-ins and not have the opportunity to get back to even.
  • Games take longer to get started the following day.

Obviously, if you have fewer players, the house gets less rake. It doesn’t look like this rule helps either the casino or the players. But this is what happens when bean counters with no understanding of the dynamics of poker make decisions based solely on spreadsheets and statistics.

It’s all almost enough to make me drive to the Horseshoe in Council Bluffs.

----------------------------------------------------
* The 2010 WSOP rules were recently released, and essentially ban cell phone conversations at the table, but permit texting/emailing until players reach the money (see Rules 55 and 56).  Hard to imagine why a lowly 1/2 NLHE or 3/6 LHE cash game needs greater preventive security measures than a tournament with millions of dollars at stake.

15 comments:

  1. Wow. Did Mandalay Bay take over management?

    ReplyDelete
  2. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    ReplyDelete
  3. you are a tool, I hope a fiery rain of chlamydia infested piss rains down on all your hopes and dreams. I feel bad that I gave this site traffic...

    ReplyDelete
  4. yup! tool bag, Learn proper math then you can bitch about the kid. First off you made a shitty call and got your $17 against kings heads up.Lucky you smash a miracle flop and play it like a pussy. Sounds to me like you've been playing for 20+ years and still don't fully understand the game.Im guessing you were playing 1-2 it wouldn't have been as questionable call if you were playing 2-5.ps people who use the term smooth call don't know shit about poker! You called that's it theirs nothing special about it throwing in a useless word to jazz it up is a sine of a rook or an action junkie! my point is you shoulden't needle the young buck just take his money and smile!!

    ReplyDelete
  5. This blog is truly awesome in all aspects. agen bandarq

    ReplyDelete
  6. Pokeratlas States Prairie Meadow's rake @ 12NLHE is 5%. They also state 36LHE is raked @ 4% and has a half-kill [!? ].

    Is room rake 4% or 5%? Any recent observations?

    ReplyDelete
  7. That's $4 and $5.

    ReplyDelete
  8. AGEN RESMI SABUNG AYAM ONLINE !!
    HANYA DI WWW.BOLAVITA.FUN

    BISA DIMAINKAN KAPAN SAJA DAN DIMANA SAJA VIA SMARTPHONE ANDA :)

    DAFTAR DAN DAPATKAN BONUSNYA SEKARANG JUGA !
    INFORMASI LEBIH LANJUT SILAKAN ;
    ADD BBM KAMI : BOLAVITA
    ATAU KE WA KAMI : 0812-2222-995 !
    TERIMA KASIH :)

    PREDIKSI AKURAT TOGEL SINGAPURA

    ReplyDelete
  9. I feel very grateful that I read this. It is very helpful and very informative and I really learned a lot from it. poker online terpercaya

    ReplyDelete
  10. Always so interesting to visit your site.What a great info, thank you for sharing. this will help me so much in my learning Dang nhap loto188

    ReplyDelete
  11. It's late finding this act. At least, it's a thing to be familiar with that there are such events exist. I agree with your Blog and I will be back to inspect it more in the future so please keep up your act. http://209.95.41.131/

    ReplyDelete
  12. I recently came across your article and have been reading along. I want to express my admiration of your writing skill and ability to make readers read from the beginning to the end. I would like to read newer posts and to share my thoughts with you. Agen Dominoqq

    ReplyDelete
  13. The thing that you offer is worth our case and force. 카지노사이트

    ReplyDelete
  14. These are some extraordinary devices that i unquestionably use for SEO work. This is an extraordinary rundown to use later on.. glass stone

    ReplyDelete
  15. Boys, it was amazing article. Seems that Prairie Meadows Poker Room is a great place. Let me inform you about new article at our blog. Please, check Chinese poker rules at PokerBroz blog.

    ReplyDelete